Comedy Episodes

This is meant to be funny and not taken too seriously
May 6, 2025

6 They Liked You Into a Bad Mood

This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette. Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking ...

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May 13, 2025

7 She Fainted and It's All Your Fault

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion. Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts...

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May 20, 2025

8 How to Prove She's Faking it

The era of personality performance, Instagram therapists, soft launches, fake grief, and pretending to be deep instead of being real. This episode digs into it without apologizing. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anyt...

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May 27, 2025

9 Boys Don't Cry

It’s not generational or cultural. It’s basic manners, emotional awareness, and the erosion of decency and how nobody seems to have it anymore. Let's talk about it this week! Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at...

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June 3, 2025

10 You Don't Deserve a Date

This is a talk about the slow, humiliating death of common sense. If you’ve ever wondered, "How are people like this?" then this one’s for you. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Ju...

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June 17, 2025

12 Boring Human Templates

You aren't funny or special, and here's why. This is a stripped-down episode about existential exhaustion, losing momentum, and the hollow repetition of trying to stay afloat when you're not sure if anything matters anymore. ...

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June 23, 2025

13 Dear Men, You Suck. Love, Trent

I’m pissed. Grown men leering at women like they’re zoo animals while yelling from cars, staring like dipshits. It’s pathetic and needs to stop. Then there’s rich guys dressing like they’re in middle school with shitty cargo ...

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June 30, 2025

14 Attention Hogs, Noise Freaks, and Dog Owner Dicks

This week Trent rips into social media clowns doing stupid shit for clout, loud dickheads who slam everything like they’re in a contest, and dog owners who treat their pets like trash. Skateboard face plants and dogs chained ...

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July 21, 2025

17 Why it Feels Like a Love/Hate Relationship

You say you need space. They say they're just "really busy." But what if what you're calling independence is actually avoidant attachment? In this episode, Trent kicks off a multi-part series breaking down the psychology behi...

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July 28, 2025

18 Are You Passionate, or a Nut Job?

Obsessively checking your phone? Losing your mind over every “k”? This is quite possibly anxious attachment. In part two of our series, we get into the chasers, and explain where this wiring comes from. We tell you how it wre...

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Aug. 4, 2025

19 Are You Secure or Just Checked Out?

You’re not ghosting, chasing, or spiraling because someone didn’t text back in three hours. So, what the hell is wrong with you? Well, you just might be securely attached! In the final part of our attachment style series, we’...

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Aug. 26, 2025

Why Did People Used to Faint All the Time?

From Victorian corsets that crushed organs to Elvis fans dropping like flies, fainting used to be everywhere. But why don't we spontaneously collapse anymore? This week, we'll look at how fainting evolved from physical necess...

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Sept. 9, 2025

22 You Can Take That to the Bank

You’ve heard these phrases your whole life. But have you ever stopped to ask what the hell they actually mean? This week we look at the bizarre origins of things like “kick the bucket,” “riding shotgun,” “bite the bullet,” an...

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Sept. 15, 2025

You Can Be Anything (And 9 Other Lies)

Turns out, those feel-good pieces of advice we've probably all given are nothing but lies. In this episode, we'll tackle 10 classic pieces of bad advice and explain why they keep people broke, stuck, single or miserable. You’...

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Sept. 29, 2025

Can You Rebuild Trust, or Is It Gone for Good?

In this episode, I get into the truth about broken trust, can you actually rebuild it, or is it gone forever? From relationships, to family, to shady bosses, I break down what happens when trust is lost and why most people wa...

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Oct. 5, 2025

Can You Actually Change Your Mind?

In this episode, we explore 10 harsh truths about why our brains resist change so fiercely.

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Oct. 27, 2025

The Dating App Vetting Process and Why 98% of You Won't Make It Past …

My dating app screening process filters out 98% of matches before the first date, and has a 100% success rate with those who make it through. I'll take you from swipes to relationships, how I protect my time and why being pic...

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Oct. 30, 2025

Usefulish: So, You Wanna be a Cowboy?

Usefulish is all about the weird threads between the past and the present. The outdated customs, bizarre social rules, and how none of us are as evolved as we think. This is another show I created and I think it fits right in...

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Nov. 4, 2025

The Best of GCT (So Far)

A quick detour before the next full episode drops. These are the moments listeners keep messaging me about. The parts where I apparently said something honest enough that it stuck. If you’re new, this is a good place to start...

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Dec. 2, 2025

Buried in the Pile: Why Dating Apps Make Everyone Disposable

This week, we're getting deep into why good people can’t focus on one person, and how choice overload means you’re always one swipe away from being replaced. It's not something you're going to want to miss.

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