Society & Culture Episodes

A look at the absurdity of how society and culture functions
April 29, 2025

1 BBC Strikes Again

Have you ever received a text message meant for someone else that revealed something they would never want you to know? It probably wasn't as revealing as the one I received! I have a personal story about a text I received fr...

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April 29, 2025

3 Are You Dating Your Son?

Why your profile photo has got to go? It's bringing you down and keeping you alone. Also, women, are you TOO close with your adult son? Do you need to mention in your bio that "the man in the photo is my son" because of how e...

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April 29, 2025

2 I'll Bet You Think This Song is About You

Are they one person today and another the next? What the hell just happened?! Do they tell you it's all in your head? Why that's complete bullshit, why you're not imagining things and what you can do about it today! Got somet...

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May 6, 2025

6 They Liked You Into a Bad Mood

This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette. Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking ...

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May 13, 2025

7 She Fainted and It's All Your Fault

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion. Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts...

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May 20, 2025

8 How to Prove She's Faking it

The era of personality performance, Instagram therapists, soft launches, fake grief, and pretending to be deep instead of being real. This episode digs into it without apologizing. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anyt...

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May 27, 2025

9 Boys Don't Cry

It’s not generational or cultural. It’s basic manners, emotional awareness, and the erosion of decency and how nobody seems to have it anymore. Let's talk about it this week! Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at...

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June 3, 2025

10 You Don't Deserve a Date

This is a talk about the slow, humiliating death of common sense. If you’ve ever wondered, "How are people like this?" then this one’s for you. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Ju...

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June 10, 2025

11 How I Fell In Love with Cancer

This episode is about how something awful can sharpen your senses and force you to see things for the first time you've been missing. An honest introspective, raw, and sharp take on finding out you have cancer. Got something ...

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June 17, 2025

12 Boring Human Templates

You aren't funny or special, and here's why. This is a stripped-down episode about existential exhaustion, losing momentum, and the hollow repetition of trying to stay afloat when you're not sure if anything matters anymore. ...

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June 23, 2025

13 Dear Men, You Suck. Love, Trent

I’m pissed. Grown men leering at women like they’re zoo animals while yelling from cars, staring like dipshits. It’s pathetic and needs to stop. Then there’s rich guys dressing like they’re in middle school with shitty cargo ...

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June 30, 2025

14 Attention Hogs, Noise Freaks, and Dog Owner Dicks

This week Trent rips into social media clowns doing stupid shit for clout, loud dickheads who slam everything like they’re in a contest, and dog owners who treat their pets like trash. Skateboard face plants and dogs chained ...

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July 7, 2025

15 Land of Debris

Chicago’s Independence Day is cursed with lunatics lighting mortars and littering sidewalks with sparkler wrappers. These idiots make noise, leave messes, and don’t care who suffers. I’m trapped calming my dog while shit pile...

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July 21, 2025

17 Why it Feels Like a Love/Hate Relationship

You say you need space. They say they're just "really busy." But what if what you're calling independence is actually avoidant attachment? In this episode, Trent kicks off a multi-part series breaking down the psychology behi...

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July 28, 2025

18 Are You Passionate, or a Nut Job?

Obsessively checking your phone? Losing your mind over every “k”? This is quite possibly anxious attachment. In part two of our series, we get into the chasers, and explain where this wiring comes from. We tell you how it wre...

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Aug. 4, 2025

19 Are You Secure or Just Checked Out?

You’re not ghosting, chasing, or spiraling because someone didn’t text back in three hours. So, what the hell is wrong with you? Well, you just might be securely attached! In the final part of our attachment style series, we’...

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Aug. 26, 2025

Why Did People Used to Faint All the Time?

From Victorian corsets that crushed organs to Elvis fans dropping like flies, fainting used to be everywhere. But why don't we spontaneously collapse anymore? This week, we'll look at how fainting evolved from physical necess...

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Sept. 9, 2025

22 You Can Take That to the Bank

You’ve heard these phrases your whole life. But have you ever stopped to ask what the hell they actually mean? This week we look at the bizarre origins of things like “kick the bucket,” “riding shotgun,” “bite the bullet,” an...

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Sept. 15, 2025

You Can Be Anything (And 9 Other Lies)

Turns out, those feel-good pieces of advice we've probably all given are nothing but lies. In this episode, we'll tackle 10 classic pieces of bad advice and explain why they keep people broke, stuck, single or miserable. You’...

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Sept. 22, 2025

Start the Thing: How to Beat Perfectionism and Actually Begin

A listener named Bethany reached out to us. She has been considering starting a podcast for months. She has the name, the microphone, and the concept, but she hasn’t recorded anything yet. Her fear is that it won’t be good en...

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Sept. 29, 2025

Can You Rebuild Trust, or Is It Gone for Good?

In this episode, I get into the truth about broken trust, can you actually rebuild it, or is it gone forever? From relationships, to family, to shady bosses, I break down what happens when trust is lost and why most people wa...

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Oct. 5, 2025

Can You Actually Change Your Mind?

In this episode, we explore 10 harsh truths about why our brains resist change so fiercely.

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Oct. 20, 2025

From "Just a Tool" to "You're a Tool": The AI Takeover

AI isn't "just a tool" anymore. And soon, you will be. We lay out the phases from helpful assistant to human obsolescence, why every job's vulnerable, why the experts are full of shit, and what you can do about it now. This i...

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Oct. 30, 2025

Usefulish: So, You Wanna be a Cowboy?

Usefulish is all about the weird threads between the past and the present. The outdated customs, bizarre social rules, and how none of us are as evolved as we think. This is another show I created and I think it fits right in...

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