Episodes
June 10, 2025
How I Fell in Love with Cancer
What if the scariest part of cancer isn’t dying, but realizing you never actually lived? In this episode, I talk about what it’s like to face your own expiration date while still doing dishes, walking the dog, and pretending ...
June 3, 2025
How Stupid Are You?
Curiosity’s dead, common sense is as rare as a hen's tooth, and somehow people still fall for IRS scams. In this episode, we talk about YouTube degrees, bat extractions, lazy minds, and who's asking “Do you like music?” If yo...
May 27, 2025
Some of Y’all Weren’t Raised Right
I took a walk through hell and came back with stories. This episode is about what happens when humans stop trying and give up. Effort is so pathetic it’s insulting, writing in grunts and actions that feel like they were done ...
May 20, 2025
The Pretenders
Why is everybody so full of shit? Sparked by a listener’s blunt email, we look into the fake laughs, the “I’m fine” lies, the loud bragger at dinner whose hands betrayed her and the freedom of dropping the act. This episode i...
May 13, 2025
Killer Eye Contact
Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works. From oat milk meltdowns to machetes in the Wendy’s parking lot, this week’s episode dives into scanner chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts Chicago doesn’t want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsaf…
May 6, 2025
Your Glove Box Smells Fantastic
This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette. Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking ...
April 29, 2025
BBC is a Relationship Killer
If you’ve ever get a filthy text intended for someone else? You need to hear this shit!
April 29, 2025
It's Not All in Your Head, It's Something's Wrong With Theirs
Discover why they went from being obsessed to completely over it, literally overnight. Gee, what could have happened? It’s pretty obvious.
April 29, 2025
Make Your Last Known Photo Count
Loving your son too much can be a real problem in your relationships. Find out how much is too much in this episode.
April 29, 2025
Your Dating Profile's Getting Around, and Not in The Good Way
If you had the chance to fix all the mistakes on your dating profile, wouldn’t you do it? Then don’t miss this episode!
April 29, 2025
There's 608 You's, There's Only One of Me
I went undercover on dating apps as a woman, and I’m here to share my experience!
April 12, 2025
This Isn't Your Mother's Dating Advice Podcast
Girls Can Tell: It’s Not Me, It’s You. This is a trailer, with full episodes dropping every Tuesday. Dating over 50 won’t know what hit it!