May 13, 2025

Killer Eye Contact

Killer Eye Contact
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Killer Eye Contact

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works. From oat milk meltdowns to machetes in the Wendy’s parking lot, this week’s episode dives into scanner chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts Chicago doesn’t want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsafe, and kind of attacked.

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion.

Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts bad guys don't want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsafe, and unattacked.