Girls Can Tell
Relationships. Advice. History. Psychology. Funny. Mandatorily Irrelevant.
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14 Attention Hogs, Noise Freaks, and Dog Owner Dicks
This week Trent rips into social media clowns doing stupid shit for clout, loud dickheads who slam everything like they’re in a contest, and dog owners who treat their pets like trash. Skateboard face plants and dogs chained ...
15 Land of Debris
Chicago’s Independence Day is cursed with lunatics lighting mortars and littering sidewalks with sparkler wrappers. These idiots make noise, leave messes, and don’t care who suffers. I’m trapped calming my dog while shit pile...
16 She's Swiping With a Dying Husband at Home
This one’s real. Real bios. Real photos. Real lies. I went through my actual dating feed live and called out every ridiculous, half-assed, or straight-up manipulative profile I came across. But it doesn’t stop there. Because ...
We’re Back. Let’s Catch Up.
Just checking in. Girls Can Tell returns for season 2 with a quick update on what’s been happening, why the show went quiet, and what’s coming next. Full episodes resume next week. Think sharper, meaner, and more uncomfortabl...
5 608 Yous
Have you ever wondered what it's really like using dating apps for women? I went undercover to find out and now I'm back to tell you about all the shocking and unexpected things I discovered in this episode. Guys, you might w...
1 BBC Strikes Again
Have you ever received a text message meant for someone else that revealed something they would never want you to know? It probably wasn't as revealing as the one I received! I have a personal story about a text I received fr...
11 How I Fell In Love with Cancer
This episode is about how something awful can sharpen your senses and force you to see things for the first time you've been missing. An honest introspective, raw, and sharp take on finding out you have cancer. Got something ...
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Let’s face it, dating after 50 had this coming! Leave a voicemail or comment anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner or fill out the form at the bottom of the page New episodes are released every Tuesday on the website or wherever you already listen to podcasts. Check out daily videos and follow, like and subscribe us on Facebook, Instagram, X, YouTube, and TikTok @girlscantellpodcast
4 You're Scaring The Kids
Your dating profile speaks volumes about you, and yours has been talking shit behind your back. Find out what it's saying and how you can change the narrative, or don't, and be alone for the rest of your life. Got something t...
1 BBC Strikes Again
Have you ever received a text message meant for someone else that revealed something they would never want you to know? It probably wasn't as revealing as the one I received! I have a personal story about a text I received fr...
2 I'll Bet You Think This Song is About You
Are they one person today and another the next? What the hell just happened?! Do they tell you it's all in your head? Why that's complete bullshit, why you're not imagining things and what you can do about it today! Got somet...
3 Are You Dating Your Son?
Why your profile photo has got to go? It's bringing you down and keeping you alone. Also, women, are you TOO close with your adult son? Do you need to mention in your bio that "the man in the photo is my son" because of how e...
5 608 Yous
Have you ever wondered what it's really like using dating apps for women? I went undercover to find out and now I'm back to tell you about all the shocking and unexpected things I discovered in this episode. Guys, you might w...
6 They Liked You Into a Bad Mood
This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette. Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking ...
7 She Fainted and It's All Your Fault
Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion. Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts...
8 How to Prove She's Faking it
The era of personality performance, Instagram therapists, soft launches, fake grief, and pretending to be deep instead of being real. This episode digs into it without apologizing. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anyt...
9 Boys Don't Cry
It’s not generational or cultural. It’s basic manners, emotional awareness, and the erosion of decency and how nobody seems to have it anymore. Let's talk about it this week! Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at...
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Reviews
This girl can tell
- Divinemsb
- May 27, 2025
Re: Oops, I did it a Ben
- MileHighMorals
- May 2, 2025
Look forward to the new show
- Kevin Senior
- Aug. 13, 2025
Creative show
- Carrie O'Reilly
- Aug. 19, 2025
This is it
- Heather Thompson
- Aug. 10, 2025
Great!
- Cheryl
- July 9, 2025
- Adam S
- April 7, 2025