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What if the scariest part of cancer isn’t dying, but realizing you never actually lived? In this episode, I talk about what it’s like to face your own expiration date while still doing dishes, walking the dog, and pretending ...

Curiosity’s dead, common sense is as rare as a hen's tooth, and somehow people still fall for IRS scams. In this episode, we talk about YouTube degrees, bat extractions, lazy minds, and who's asking “Do you like music?” If yo...

I took a walk through hell and came back with stories. This episode is about what happens when humans stop trying and give up. Effort is so pathetic it’s insulting, writing in grunts and actions that feel like they were done ...

Why is everybody so full of shit? Sparked by a listener’s blunt email, we look into the fake laughs, the “I’m fine” lies, the loud bragger at dinner whose hands betrayed her and the freedom of dropping the act. This episode i...

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works. From oat milk meltdowns to machetes in the Wendy’s parking lot, this week’s episode dives into scanner chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts Chicago doesn’t want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsaf…

This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette. Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking ...