I walk my dog Holly through the same Chicago park four to six times a day. After months of watching the same characters perform the same nonsense, I've finally had enough.

In this episode: shirtless workout guys, pickleball fanatics, Wimbledon-level tennis players on crooked public courts, scooter kids treating sidewalks like racetracks, absurdly loud cars, and a man rolling industrial-strength blunts next to a playground.

A completely reasonable and measured discussion. Obviously. #relationshipadvice #datingover50 #moderndating